QUEEN B???? WHICH B????

OH SH**, ITS HAPPENED. NEW TABLOID PICS SHOW BRITNEY SPEARS BACK UP TO HER OLD SEXY WAYS. SHE IS WORKIN ON AN ALBUM THAT SHOULD BE COMPLETED WITHIN THEE NEXT 6 TO 8 MONTHS, ACCORDING TO REPORTS. THIS IS REALLLLYYYYY INTERESTING TO ME BECUZ THIS B IS THE ONLY B THAT CAN CHECK QUEEN B’S CHIN, SO DOESN’T THAT MAKE THIS B QUEEN B? LOL WAS THAT TO MUCH? OH WELL… WAT I’M SAYIN IS BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE EXACT COMMERCIAL/MAINSTREAM POP COUNTERPART OF BEYONCE, SHE IS A STAGE PERFORMER TO RIVAL ALL STAGE PERFORMERS AN HER DANCE TRACKS ARE JUST AS IF NOT MORE INFECTIOUS THAN B’S, THOUGH SHE HAS NO “GET ME BODIED”….

FACTS:

–  ALL BUT ONE OF BRITNEY’S 5 ALBUMS HAS DEBUTED AT NUMBER ONE
–  ALL BUT ONE OF BRITNEY’S 5 ALBUMS HAS SOLD MORE THAN 10 MILLION COPIES WORLDWIDE (4 DIAMOND ALBUMS)

–  THATS OVER 40 MILLION ALBUMS SINCE HER DEBUT
–  THIS IS A BAD B****

SO THE DILEMMA PRESENTS ITSELF, CAN B KEEP UP WITH A ARTIST THAT WAS QUEEN LONG B4 SHE KNEW HOW TO PERFORM SO WELL, LONG B4 SHE TRANSFORMED HERSELF INTO FINISHED PRODUCT WE KNO AND LUV?????? OR WILL BRITNEY’S FIRE BURN HOTTER THAN EVER ON THIS NEW RECORD. BRITNEY HAS SAID OF BEYONCE AND I QOUTE “SHE KNOWS HOW TO FLIP HER HAIR BUT SHE CAN’T DANCE”….. IS THAT TRUE????? YEA IT IS Y’ALL, B GENERATES ENERGY FROM HER AUDIENCE LIKE ALMOST NO OTHER ARTIST CAN, BUT SHE DOESN’T DO NE THING TOO MINDBLOWIN AS FAR AS DANCE MOVES GO. BRITNEY CAN DANCE……

TO BE FAIR BRITNEY ISN’T AS STRONG A SINGER BY ANY MEANS AS BEYONCE, BUT SHE ALWAYS LIPS HER PERFORMANCES AND NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE. SHE BURNS THAT STAGE UP LIKE COUNTERFIT BILLS EACH AND EVERYTIME, EVEN AT THE VMAS A YEAR OR SO AGO BRITNEY DIDN’T MISS A SINGLE DANCE STEP…

AFTER BOTH ALBUMS DROP AND THESE 2 TITANS PERFORM ON THE SAME NIGHT WE’LL C. OH AND TIMBERLAND IS SUPPOSE TO BE PRODUCIN THE BULK OF B1 (BRITNEY’S) 6TH STUDIO LP, WITH PHARRELL WILLIAMS, PRODUCER OF “TOXIC” PICKIN UP THE SLACK, THIS SH** IS GONNA BE FIRE.

MAINSTREAM POP STANDARD BRITNEY WILL TAKE ON URBAN POP STANDARD BEYONCE LATER THIS YEAR, BET CIARA GON PUSH THAT ALBUM BACK… STAY TUNED!!!

“I’M THAT CHICK” MARIAH’S FOURTH SINGLE, SOMEONE PLS EXPLAIN

ACCORDING TO “ALL ACCESS”, WHICH IS RADIO’S BIGGEST MEDIA RESOURCE, MARIAH CAREY’S NEW SINGLE “I’M THAT CHICK” WILL IMPACT RADIO ON SEPT 2ND. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME UNDERASTAND WHY THIS B**** IS CHOOSIN THE WEAKEST SONGZ ON THIS RECORD TO PROMOTE, PLEASE….NE BODY…..

WHY HASN’T “MIGRATE” BEEN A SINGLE? WHY WASN’T IT THE 2ND SINGLE? NE THING WITH T-PAIN’S NAME ON IT IS GAURANTEED TOP 20. WHY NOT THE WE BELONG TOGETHER ESQUE “I STAY IN LOVE” WHY ISN’T SHE THINKING????????????????????????

EVEN “I STAY IN LOVE” AT THIS POINT WOULD BE A GOOD SINGLE, THATS MY SONG BUT I’M THAT CHICK? I’VE LISTEN TO THAT SONG MAYBE 4 OR 5 TIMES SINCE I’VE HAD THE ALBUM, ITS A WEAKER TRACK THAN “I’LL BE LOVING YOU LONG TIME”. I MEAN I PREFER IT TO THAT HOT ASS MESS “BYE BYE”. HOW ABOUT “CRUISE CONTROL” I LIKE THAT ONE TOO BUT M HAS HAD 2 FAILED SINGLES AFTER “TOUCH MY BODY” AND HER ALBUM IS OUT OF THE TOP 20 THIS AFTER ONLY4 MONTHS, SHE NEEDS SOMETHING THATS GONNA BUILD MOMENTUM, SHE’S NEEDS TO START A FU**ING FIRE AND “MIGRATE”/ “I STAY IN LOVE” ARE TOO MATCHES SHE’S SEEMINGLY KEEPIN IN HER POCKET. BUT WHY???? HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD 18 # 1 SINGLES SUDDENLY NOT KNO HOW TO PICK EM?

GREEN LIGHT, NOT B’S, JOHN LEGEND’S OFFICIAL VID FT. ANDRE 3000

W LUV THIS NEW TRACK FROM “BOY ALICIA KEYS”, NO MORE SITTIN BEHIND THAT PIANO, JOHN WANTS U TO DANCE NOW… GREAT TRACK FROM AN ARTIST WHO CONTINUES 2 EVOLVE

NEW ARTIST JAZMINE SULLIVAN

 

JAZMINE HIT THE APOLLO THEATER AT AGE 11, SHE HAS BEEN SINGIN EVER SINCE THEN, ITS INSANE THAT SHE’S JUST NOW BECOMING POPULAR, WITH A VOICE THAT RIVALS SOUL SISTAZ ALICIA KEYS AND THE ICONIC LAURYN HILL…

JAZMINE HAS BEEN WRITIN SONGZ FOREVER, GRAB FANTASIA’S LAST ALBUM AND HER NAME CAN BE FOUND AS WELL AS CHRISTINA MILIAN’S LAST ALBUM. SHE SIGNED WITH CLIVE DAVIS’ J RECORDS BRAND (ALICIA KEYS, LEONA LEWIS, JENNIFER HUDSON, AND JAMIE FOXX). SHE’S DEFINATELY HAS GOT THE RITE PPL IN HER CORNER AND A VOICE THE DEMANDS THE EARS OF RADIO, R&B AND THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IN GENERAL. GIVEN THIS NEW SUCCESS ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT SUCH A VOICE COULD HAVE BEEN DROPPED FROM JIVE RECORDS YEARS AGO, SHE WAS, AND SHE WAS 17 YEARS OLD. MISSY ELLIOT HAS BEEN WORKING ON HER DEBUT SINCE THEN AND SHE IS NOW THE PRIDE OF A NEW SUPPORTIVE LABEL AND A POWERFUL PRODUCER N MISSY.

CAN’T WAIT FOR HER SECOND SINGLE AND MAYBE AN ALBUM TITLE. THE NORTH PHILIE NATIVE HAS YET TO TITLE HER DEBUT BUT HAS REPORTEDLY SAID “THIS ALBUM WILL BE LIKE MOST PPL’S 4TH, I’M NOT AFRAID TO TRY NE THING” GET IT J, CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR MORE MUSIC MAMA… THE INDUSTY NEEDS U BAD LIKE A HEARTBEAT…

R KELLY: THE UNDISPUTED KING OF RNB…

33 MILLION ALBUMS, SHAKE UR A** MUSIQ PRODUCTION, PROLIFIC SONG WRITER AND A REPUTATION THAT HAS SURVIVED THE MOST DISTURBING ALLEGATIONS. R KELLY IS THE UNDISPUTED KING OF RNB.

THE INSANE LIST OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS GO ON AND ON, THIS DUDE PRODUCED MICHAEL JACKSON’S LAST NUMBER ONE HIT SINGLE, THE FIRST SINGLE BY NE ARTIST TO DEBUT AT NUMBER ONE, “U ARE NOT ALONE” YEA THAT WAS R KELLY, THIS DUDE IS AS COLD AS IT GETS, HIS EXISTANCE MADE ARTIST LIKE THE DREAM, USHER, NE YO, TREY SONGZ AND MAXWELL POSSIBLE.

R KELLY HAS A STRING OF CHART TOPPERS THAT GO ON AND ON, REMEMBER “IGNITION”, “PLAYAZ ONLY”, “BUMP N GRIND”, “I BELIEVE I CAN FLY” AND THE UNSTOPPABLE “TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET” SERIES. R KELLY IS QUITE SIMPLY A GENIUS, LEGEND AND ICON, WORKING WITH THE LIKES OF MICHAEL JACKSON, RON ISLEY, USHER, JAY’Z, THE GAME, JA RULE, BOW WOW, AND AALIYAH. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON. THE PIDE PIPER, THE R IN RNB, BADDEST NIG RIT HERE, BOW UR HEAD TO THE ONE AND THE ONLY ROBERT KELLY…

BEYONCE “VIRTUOSO INTELLECT”: CAN SHE GET US BODIED AGAIN???

THIS NOVEMBER BEYONCE WILL DROP HER 3RD STUDIO ALBUM, OR AT LEAST THIS IS WHEN ITS SCHEDULED TO HIT SHELVES. WILL B PLEASE OR DISAPPOINT??? CAN SHE TOP OR EVEN EQUAL “B’DAY” THE MEGA ALBUM THAT STILL HAS US DANCIN EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT, THAT STILL PUTZ ME N JUST THE RIGHT MOOD TO HIT THE CLUB? IDK, I WANNA SAY YEA BUT SO MANY PPL HAVE FAILED TO FOLLOW UP THERE MEGA SUCCESSFUL LPS THIS YEAR. 50 CENT, USHER AND MARIAH CAREY HAVE ALL FAILED. I CALL THESE “THRILLER ALBUMS” AN ALBUM THAT IS SO PERFECT SO SUCCESSFUL THAT THE ARTIST SPENDS THE REST OF THERE LIVES TRYIN TO TOP IT.

THE “THRILLER” ALBUM EXPRESSION COMES FROM MJ’S ALBUM, “THRILLER” IT’S THE BEST SELLING ALBUM IN HISTORY AND MICHAEL JACKSON’S BEST, 50 MILLION COPIES SOLD TO DATE AND COUNTING, 5 NUMBER ONE SINGLES. MIKE HAS NOT EQUALED THIS LP N SALES OR CONTENT. WAS “B’DAY” BEYONCE’S THRILLER ALBUM???

ONE THING IS ALMOST CERTAIN, “GET ME BODIED” IS THE BEST SINGLE BEYONCE HAS EVER RECORDED, YEA SHE DO HER BALLAD THING AND OH GIRL GOT VOCAL SKILLZ BUT B SHINES IN THE CLUB LIKE NO OTHER. “LOST YOUR MIND” “UPGRADE YOU” “RING THE ALARM” “BABYBOI” “CRAZY IN LOVE” “FREAKUM DRESS” THESE TRACKS MAKE B INCOMPARABLE ON THAT DANCE FLOOR, SHE IS THE NEW DONNA SUMMER, WITH A FEW PENCHES OF TINA AND SUM  DIANA FROSTING ON TOP. THESE SONGZ AND COMPARISONS MAKE HER PRESENT DAY QUEEN… HOWEVER….

NONE OF THE SONGZ ABOVE CAN REALLY MATCH THE ANTHEM THAT IS “GET ME BODIED” .THIS IS HER SIGNATURE SONG, I HEARD IT AT A PARTY A COUPLE WEEKENDS AGO AND THE CROWD WAS SHAKIN AZZ LIKE THIS SHIT JUST CAME OUT, EVERYONE KNEW THE LYRICS…. CAN B COME HARDER?

WE’LL KNO SOON ENOUGH. “BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE” WAS A GOOD INDICATOR OF THE ALBUM TO COME, BRING IT B, NO FIRE IS HOTTER AND NO ICE IS COLDER THAN MZ. CARTERZ…

TOP 5 PRODUCERS N THE GAME:

THIS IS A LIST OF THE TOP 5 PRODUCERS IN THE GAME, THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO SUSTAIN RADIO AND MAKE MAGIC FOR THE MOST POPULAR ARTIST. UR FAVORITES MAY OR MAYNOT BE HERE…

PHARRELL WILLIAMS

#1

PHARRELL IS A BONIFIED BAD MOTHFU**AAAAAAAA, UNQUESTIONABLY. THIS DUDE HAS PRODUCED FOR EVERYBODY FROM KANYE WEST AND SNOOP TO MARIAH CAREY, CHRISTINA AGUILERA, MISSY ELLIOT AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

TO HIS CREDIT:

NUMBER ONE – PHARRELL WILLIAMS FT KANYE WEST
ON AND ON – MISSY ELLIOT
DROP IT LIKE ITS HOTT – SNOOP DOGG
TOXIC 0 BRITNEY SPEARS
CHANGE CLOTHES – JAY-Z

THERE ARE DOZENS BUT I’M NOT GONNA LIST TOO MANY. PHARRELL HAS BROUGHT THE BEST OUT OF ARTIST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS AND SLIM THUG, MORE NOTEDLY SNOOP DOGG, DROP IT LIKE ITS HOTT AND “LETS GET BLOWN” SOME TO MIND, AS WELL AS THE PHARRELL FEATURED “BEAUTIFUL”. I KNO WAT UR NEXT QUESTION IS: WHO PRODUCED “SEXUAL ERUPTION”, NOT PHARRELL, THAT WAS A PRODUCER NAMED “SHAWTY REDD” BUT PHARRELL UNQUESTIONABLY WAS THE FACILATIOR OF THE D O DOUBLE G’S TRACNSITION FROM GANGSTER RAP TO A NEW GENRE, “RHYTHM & GANGSTA”

PHARRELL IS KILLIN THE GAME AT THE MOMENT AND CURRENTLY DEMANDING 100.000 DOLLARS A TRACK AND HIS GETTING IT. HE PRODUCED SLIM THUGZ 1ST OR SECOND ALBUM ENTIRELY OR HALF OF IT I THINK, FOR THOSE OF U WHO CAN’T COUNT: THATSSSSSSSSSSSS MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DR.DRE

#2

THIS MOTHAF**KA IS A LEGEND. REALLY GOT HIS START N NWA, HE HAS SINCE NURTURED THE CAREERS OF HIPHOP ICON TUPAC SHAKUR AND CREATED THE SOUND THAT DEFINES WESTCOAST HIPHOP. HE SINGLE HANDED PROVIDED SNOOP AND PAC WITH THE MUSICAL AMMUNITION TO TO BATTLE SEAN COMBS AND CHRISTOPHER WALLACE (THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G) OF THE EASTCOAST.

DRE HAS BEEN MAKIN MUSIC BEFORE MOST OF US WERE THOUGHTS, HIS INFLUENCE IS UNPARALLED AND HIS LIST OF CREDITS IS SO LONG THAT I’M NOT EVEN GONNA GO THERE BUT KNO THIS: DRE DISCOVERED EMINEM, ONE OF IF NOT THE BEST RAPPER TO EVER GRACE THE A STUDIO, EMINEM THEN DISCOVERED THE INDUSRTY MEGA GIANT THAT IS 50 CENT. EM AND 50 ARE PRODUCTS OF DRE AND HE PRODUCED ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY FOR THEM AND THE AFTERMATH FAMILY

OK I SAID I WASN’T GONNA LIST CREDIT BUT WATEVER
HERE R A FEW:

THE REAL SLIM SHADY – EMINEM
THIS IS HOW WE DO – THE GAME FT 50 CENT
DISCO INFERNO – 50 CENT
IN DA CLUB – 50 CENT
WANGSTA – 50 CENT
OUTTA CONTROL – 50 CENT FT MOBB DEEP AND G-UNIT

ENOUGH SAID, THIS NIGGA IS COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIMBERLAND

#3

AHHH YES….. THE MAN, THE KING OF CROSSOVER, NELLY FURTADO, AAILYAH, GINUWINE, MISSY ELLIOT, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND EVEN MADONNA HAVE EMPLOYED THIS MAN TO MAKE THEM BEAUTIFUL MUSIC.

NELLY FURTADO EXPERIENCED SUCCESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE WITH HER SOPHMORE LP WHICH WAS ALMOST ENTIRELY PRODUCED BY TIM. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S 2ND ALBUM GARNERED HIM THE COVETED EFFECTION OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY…..NOT AN EASY TASK BY NE MEANS… AND THE QUEEN OF POP MADONNA RELEASED HER FIRST TIM PRODUCED TRACK AND “4 MINUTES” GETS SPINS INSIDE THE BLACK NIGHT LIFE, NONE OF US R EVER GONNA GO BUY THAT SHIT BUT WE SURE AS HELL DOWNLOADED IT LOL, SRY MADONNA….

TIM’S CREDITS:

4 MINUTES – MADONNA
PROMISCUOUS GIRL – NELLY FURTADO
SAY IT RIGHT – NELLY FURTADO
MANEATER – NELLY FURTADO
CRY ME A RIVER – JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
BRINGIN SEXY BACK – JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
ARE YOU THAT SOMEBODY – AALIYAH
CAN I TAKE YOU HOME- JAMIE FOXX

GET LIKE TIM…..

SWIZZ BEATZ

#4

LET ME UPGRADE U, YESSSSSSSS, THIS NIGGA “UPGRADED” BEYONCE, HE PRODUCED THAT TRACK, “RING THE ALARM” AND YES “GET ME BODIED”. HE NEEDLESS TO SAY MADE “B’DAY”, BEYONCE’S LAST LP AND WILL NO DOUBT BE WORKIN HIS MAGIC ON HER NEXT ALBUM, INTITLED “VIRTUOSA INTELLECT”… I GOT THE UPDATES ON THE ALBUM AND TRACKS ARE BEING SUBMITTED AS WE SPEAK FROM VARIOUS PRODUCERS

HE ALSO PRODUCED THAT FIRE “TOUCH IT” FOR BUSTA RHYMES AND “TAMBORINE” FOR EVE…

KANYE WEST

#5

HE’D KICK MY ASS AND RAISE ALL KINDS OF HELL IF HE SAW I PUT HIM THIS FAR DOWN, BUT I REALLY LIKE KANYE, HE SUSTAINS THE CAREERS OF ARTIST LIEK COMMON AND ALICIA KEYES, AS WELL AS LUPE FIASCO, HE IS A PROLIFIC ARTIST AND PRODUCER BUT THE YOUNGEST HERE, HIS SOUND IS STIL EVOLVING AND HE IS STILL GROWIN WHICH IS WHY I PLACED HIM HERE